During August 2015 CE, delegates from Strategic Optimism Football were in attendance, alongside comrades from the NXTPA, D3FC and FIASCo, at the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Lithuania. Here they met with psychic workers from CLASS, AMANDLA, DEWOU-DAMTP, AMKAAK and ABRACADABRA-C, as well as the renowned psychogeographers Tae Ateh, Karen Karnak and Chus Martinez.
SOF and NXTPA presented the joint paper Triolectical Football in N-Dimensional Space: Spectral Analysis and Kabbalah Quantum Letterism, proposing the use of orthographic situlogy in order to render n-dimensional gameplay in three-dimensional space. Happily the hypothesis was well received and the experiment put into practice forthwith. The results of said experiment will follow presently in the manner of our full report on the event.
As is well known, the NXTPA are strategically opposed to digitisation, however, we managed to snap a few images of the report on our phone whilst they weren’t looking. We therefore enclose these by way of a copy of the report for the perusal of interested parties. Hopefully a better reproduction might be arranged at a later date.