First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest (London)


First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest London 2016 CE

From the 19th-26th March, London will play host to the First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest! (Along with – superpositionally and in relative simultaneity – Amsterdam, Carrara, Italy and all other longitudes around the world!)

Three-sided football (3SF) is an intriguing variation of football, played with three teams on a hexagonal pitch. It was supposedly devised in the 1960s by the Danish artist Asger Jorn, in order to explain his philosophy of “triolectics”. Jorn wrote several essays explaining the concept but, as he admitted himself, struggled to define it using the written word. By providing the example of three-sided football, Jorn felt he was better able to give meaning to the flavour and texture of his method.

While it is not known whether Jorn ever participated in a real game of three-sided football, a number of matches have been played and recorded over the last twenty years. During this time the game has spiralled far beyond its mysterious origins, captivating a diverse range of players with its unique collision of sport, art and non-linear game theory. Matches have sprung up from Belarus to Bogotá, Melbourne to Malaysia, Berlin to Bilbao, yet it is the visit to London of one of 3SF’s most renowned coaches, Redas Dirzys from Lithuania, that provides us with a wonderful opportunity to now further develop this fascinating activity in several new, experimental directions at once!

For a full programme below, or download: FQFFEF Anti-Programme

Download a flyer here:

First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest (London, Amsterdam, Carrara), Three Sided Football Cup


First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest (London and Everywhere) March 2016


First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest (FQFFEF)
Anti-Programme, London, March 17-25th, 8 AoP (2016 Vulg.)

March 17th through 25th – General All Out FluxFootballum Coordinated Strike – Three-sided footballers of the world are invited to take over London as they see fit. Apparently random and spontaneous three-sided football matches spring up across the city. Nightly co-ordination meetings to be held 6pm, Divus, Enclave 5, 50 Resolution Way, Deptford.

  • Saturday March 19th, noon – Moving the Goalposts, 3-Sided Football Match, Greenwich Observatory, intervening in the imperial control of time and space. Goals fixed to bikes, continuously changing location, rotating across the meridian, uniting east with west in a spiral motion – the onset of Jorn’s complexity vandalism.
  • Sunday March 20th, noon – Quantum Superimposition London (c)Up Wahdat of 3SF Kathiral, Greenwich Park (a psychic anchor of absolute time). Superimposition of 99 players for one game of 9 teams consisting of 11 players each.
  • Monday March 21st, Midnight – Thugs and Gorillas Match. Deptford Creek Footbridge (On Deptford-Greenwich Border), commemorating 40 year temporal superposition of George Maciunas (1975 NYC) and Martin Zet’s bone and head breaking thuggery (Deptford, 2015).
  • Tuesday March 22nd Trivium Reclaiming Match, 1pm, Westferry Gore Octagon, reactivating Three-Sided Football’s pedagogical role in conveying the trivial arts, later suppressed in favour of the proto-Masonic Quadrivium.
  • Thursday March 24th, (time secret), 3-Sided Exorcism of Serious Culture and White Supremacy, Tate & Lyle Gallery, London. A Zone of Proletarian Development deep in enemy territory.
  • Friday March 25th BURN BABY BURN! Divus London, Enclave 5, 50 Resolution Way, Deptford. Closing Artefacts Manifestation and Fest Closing Celebration.

Coincidental Events, Unworkshops and Experiments

  • March 17th-26th – Durational Unworkshop in Applied Triptography (everywhere). A triolectical form of photography. The subsequent exposures will be Situchemically developed to form a superimpositional triolectical image, doing away with the monoperspectival representation of our experiments. 
  • Monday March 21st, 12-3pm – Do Knot Workshop (Situationist Basket-Weaving), Henryson Road, Brockley. Practical examination of commonalities between quantum knots, the folk knots of the world and the situ-analysis of Alexandre-Théophile Vandermonde, through plastic experimentation. Topology meets Twister – Contact theNXTPA (at) gmail.com for more details.
  • Wednesday March 23rd, The Knight’s Detour: Unworkshop in 3-Sided Trigomanic Chess Development & the Travelling Salesman’s Dilemma. Experimental unworkshop in the construction of n-sided chess boards and pieces (Situmetry), building upon discussions around triolectically extending Abu Zakariya Yahya ben Ibrahim al-Hakim’s Knight’s Tour and Gherasim Luca’s Cubomania – through which the chessboard is derived – into the two other forms of regular tessellation on a Euclidean plane (Hexamania and Trigomania) and beyond, towards further dimensions, into the streets and to the stars – Contact theNXTPA (at) gmail.com for details.
  • Thursday March 24thعرس مبارک पत्र: Karl Marx UrSéance देश: Highgate Cemetery काल: Vernal Equinox Full Moon 8PC – Contact: dx (at) antisystemic.org for meet up points and times.
  • Friday March 25rd day/evening – Unworkshop in Situgestion (‘the Psychogeographer’s Cookbook’). ‘Recipes’, in the form of found lists and materials collected over the course of a dérive, the results of which form a set of instructions/constraints for the cooking of a meal to be shared between the participants and public at the festival closing ceremony.
  • Date TBC – Introduction to Strategic Optimism Football’s Ongoing Experiments in Archaeomathematics. Ludic experiments to trial SOF’s theories as to an alternate pre-Euclidean mathematical paradigm, operative in the Neolithic era, from which 3-sided football derives. Compelling archaeological evidence demands the rigorous testing of a number of the different shaped balls that may once have been used for football, prior to their Masonic suppression in favour of the Platonic solids and the sphere – Contact strategic.optimism.football (at) gmail.com for more details).
  • Date TBC – Three-Sided Football Games in the Labyrinth. Investigating the notion that the game was once common practice at labyrinths. To be tested locally at Crystal Palace Maze, the labyrinthine passages leading from Blissett Street to Greenwich Park and at historically more significant labyrinths situated at Saffron Walden, Essex and on the top of St. Catherine’s Hill in Winchester – Contact strategic.optimism.football (at) gmail.com for more details.

AntiUniversity of London

Omphalos of the British Empire
Omphalos of the British Empire


Jorn and Trocchi ‘United’: An UnWorkshop in Practical Triolectics

A proposal for the revived AntiUniversity of London, November 2015 CE

On Saturday 21st November, at 3pm, affiliates of Strategic Optimism Football and the Luther Blissett Deptford League will present a workshop in practical triolectics, conducted via the medium of three-sided football, as part of the revived AntiUniversity programme.

A contemporary of the original AntiUniversity in the 1960s, the artist Asger Jorn also rejected transactional modes of knowledge transfer, favouring experimental activity. A supporter of the Situationist Bauhaus in Sweden, he believed such experiments fundamental to both psychic and social revolution. Underpinning Jorn’s approach was his unique ‘triloectical’ system. Developing upon dialectics and quantum physics, it went beyond linear transfers of energy, constructing spatio-temporal fields of possibility and negotiation. Not oppositional but superpositional – contradictions resolved by blending multiple simultaneous potentialities.

As a practical pedagogical exploration of the triolectical system, three-sided football stands in continuity with the aims of the AntiUniversity’s original protagonists, including Jorn’s fellow ex-situationist, Alex Trocchi. The game has formerly been played at locations of psychogeographical significance around the world – from a forest at the centrepoint of Europe, to Taksim Square, to inside a Soviet fuel silo, to a druidic stone circle. This time we have selected the significant, if little known undulating terrain surrounding the Omphalos of the British Empire – constructed in the 16th Century by John Dee – as part of an ongoing campaign towards the psychogeographical unbinding of Eurocentric geometrical thought.

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New, Experimental, Complementary Ranking System Introduced to LBDL for 2015-16

Following lengthly discussions and the circulation of our previous report on the Alytus events, delegates from D3FC have honed the following Triloectical ranking system to be implemented with immediate effect for the 2015-16 season of the Luther Blissett Deptford League.
The RED table ranks as per the conventional system from last year (i.e. ranked according to fewest goals conceded per game).
The YELLOW table ranks order of goals scored (with each scored goal counting as a penalty)
The BLUE table ranks order of goal difference in a match (the spread being tallied as a penalty)
The three values from each table are then plotted as triangle on a three axis graph. The centroid of each triangle then represents the spatial distribution of the team within the representational domain.
The following shows the results after the first game of the season, with SOF top of the league on all three measures! (for the first, and last time!)
Luther Blissett Deptford League Table Sept 2015
Luther Blissett Deptford League Table Sept 2015

SOF Delegation in Attendance at the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Lithuania

Ritual preparation for game at Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Lithuania, Auguest 2015
Ritual preparation for game at Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Lithuania, August 2015

During August 2015 CE, delegates from Strategic Optimism Football were in attendance, alongside comrades from the NXTPA, D3FC and FIASCo, at the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Lithuania. Here they met with psychic workers from CLASS, AMANDLA, DEWOU-DAMTP, AMKAAK and ABRACADABRA-C, as well as the renowned psychogeographers Tae Ateh, Karen Karnak and Chus Martinez.

SOF and NXTPA presented the joint paper Triolectical Football in N-Dimensional Space: Spectral Analysis and Kabbalah Quantum Letterism, proposing the use of orthographic situlogy in order to render n-dimensional gameplay in three-dimensional space. Happily the hypothesis was well received and the experiment put into practice forthwith. The results of said experiment will follow presently in the manner of our full report on the event.

As is well known, the NXTPA are strategically opposed to digitisation, however, we managed to snap a few images of the report on our phone whilst they weren’t looking. We therefore enclose these by way of a copy of the report for the perusal of interested parties. Hopefully a better reproduction might be arranged at a later date.

NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE

Reclaim the Temple of the Sun!

Flyer for the Solstice three-sided football celebration

Sunset game of three-sided football at Hilly Fields Stone Circle in Brockley:

– Celebrate the Summer Solstice!

– Mark the tridecadal anniversary of the repression of the Stone Henge Free festival!

– Experimentally test new theories suggesting three-sided football may have originally been based on ancient druidic fertility rites!

All Welcome!

KICK OFF 21:21 hr – Sunday 21st June 2015 CE.

Hilly Fields Stone Circle, Brockley, SE London, (51.459385, -0.024182).

More info:

Some friends of Strategic Optimism Football Club have been digging into Asger Jorn’s well-known interest in prehistoric monuments and rock art. Recently they uncovered evidence suggesting he may have derived his idea for three-sided football from material he uncovered in these studies into ancient druidic fertility rites. They argue that Jorn developed a belief that many stone circles had been used as ritual ball courts for the celebration of solar rites and that he in fact constructed three-sided football from his knowledge of these ceremonies.

In the spirit of ‘experimental archeology’ – the testing archaeological hypotheses by replicating the feasibility of ancient cultures performing various tasks – some players with Strategic Optimism proposed putting these theories to the test. As 2015 marks the 30th anniversary of the repression of the long-standing Stonehenge Free Festival by police at the ‘Battle of the Beanfield’ in 1985, we thought it the perfect occasion to commemorate this event too (hence why a copy of the original flyer from Stonehenge 1985 was printed on the back of the one advertising this Brockley event).

The game will be preceded by a (very) short introduction to the suggested druidic origins of three-sided football, which will start just after 9pm. Kick off will be on the stroke of sunset, that is 9.21pm sharp. Teams will be informally decided on the basis of who turns up. The game will finish when we get bored, or it gets too dark, at which point we’ll probably go to the pub.