Triolecticising the Goalposts

Moving the Goalposts: Three-Way Goalpost Drift Action, New Cross Stadium, 8AP
Moving the Goalposts: Three-Way Goalpost Drift Action, New Cross Stadium, 8AP
Moving the Goalposts: Three-Way Goalpost Drift Action, New Cross Stadium, 8AP
Moving the Goalposts: Three-Way Goalpost Drift Action, New Cross Stadium, 8AP
Moving the Goalposts: Three-Way Goalpost Drift Action, New Cross Stadium, 8AP



Great Yarmouth Trip

Great Yarmouth Trip:

On the 30th April 8AP, representatives from the APTXN, NXTPA, FIASCo and the LPA Historification Committee convened at the road sign beneath West Ferry Gore (site of the Trivium reclaiming three-sided football match, held as part of the FQFFEF, 8AP). West Ferry Gore—occasionally referred to as West Ferry “Circus”—is a site of some significance. A Gore is the ancient name for a three-sided football pitch, originally to be found at places where three roads met. The name has a long etymology founded in medieval masonic pedagogy: In the schools of the medieval masons there was a distinction between the Trivium and the Quadrivium. The Trivium, which was generally concerned with logic, grammar and rhetoric, was at one time taught through games of three-sided football, with different teams applying different rules according to how they were assigned. This proved so popular that it became hard to persuade people to learn the more serious Quadrivium, which consisted of arithmetic, geometry, music, and astronomy. Three-sided football was thus suppressed and the Trivium was taught in a way that was indistinguishable from the Quadrivium. It is indeed for this reason that Association Football was later formerly codified by the freemasons of London—a diversion to lead the labouring classes away from the true origins of the game, replacing it with a version deriving from the masonic variants passed down through various public schools. It is no coincidence therefore, that this formal codification occurred at the Freemasons Tavern on Great Queen Street (adjacent to the Grand Lodge), on the 26 October 1863.

When famed media theorist Marshall McLuhan wrote The Classical Trivium: The Place of Thomas Nashe in the Learning of His Time as his PhD thesis, he discovered in the course of his research that one of key venues at which these early games of three-sided football were held was West Ferry Gore, on the Isle of Dogs, later immortalised by Thomas Nashe in the play of the same name. The Isle of Dogs, Nashe’s great, lost play was in fact not lost at all, but was actively suppressed, precisely because it reintroduced three-sided football into Elizabethan London. It was published with the intent of sabotaging John Dee’s programme to construct the British Empire on the principles of the Quadrivium, through his magical understanding of Euclid anchored exactly on the Isle of Dogs and the Omphalos he endeavoured to establish there. This sabotage could not be tolerated by the British Crown.

This was the reason for the Trivium reclaiming three-sided football match our operatives performed in an abandoned car park deep beneath West Ferry Gore back in March. Previously, on 21st November 8 PC (2015 vulg), Strategic Optimism Football club in conjunction with the Luther Blissett Deptford League, started to exorcise the space-time Imperial anchor at the Isle of Dogs Omphalos: where the Northwest Passage and the “Linea Regium” (or “Royal Ley”) leylines cross. This was only the start. The aforementioned Northwest Passage line also includes the West Ferry Gore as well, further connecting Glasgow and Cimetière du Père-Lachaise, Paris. The exorcism of the Omphalos and later West Ferry Gore was thus part of a wider a time loop: the first known 3SF game, played on 28th May, 1993 in Glasgow connects to Cimetière du Père-Lachaise in Paris through dead quantum lettrist (psychic worker) Isidore Isou (died on 28th July, 2007), so ending the Age of Divinity. The reason for this is obviously that each Three-Sided Football game is the same game – it folds time back on itself, to concentrate our activity in space and class by repeating it in time. It was for this reason, therefore, that we journeyed to the Gore in March, in a further stage of unbinding this line.

The Unbind the Omphalos Three-Sided Football AntiUniversity Great UnWorkshop in Practical Triolectics. Nov 21, 2015 CE
The Unbind the Omphalos Three-Sided Football AntiUniversity Great UnWorkshop in Practical Triolectics. Nov 21, 2015 CE

Greenwich Leyline and Omphalos

During the March game, we attempted an unbinding of the Gore by circling it in a counter-clock-wise rotation (reproductional work or labour). West Ferry Circus is surrounded by the clock-wise rotation traffic filled-up by corporate vehicles, guarded by security forces (destructive workers). Chased away by the security guards, who were eager to prevent our crucial mission, we were however undeterred. Instead we gained clandestine access to the lower levels of the Gore. There, as stated, in an abandoned car park three levels below the surface, we sought to unleash a counter movement, through the playing of thee-sided football. Above, the Gore secretly obtains its extra psychic powers from the binding actions of the supporting rotational traffic. Here the Trivium of the original Gore has been built over by a masonic Octagon, placed within concentric circles, forming the apex of a gigantic sundial, aligned to the shadow cast from the Canary Wharf pyramid on a specific, fateful day of the year.

West Ferry Gore alignment
West Ferry Gore, in its modern Quadratic form, clearly shown in its ceremonial alignment
Trivium Reclaiming Match, 1pm, Westferry Gore Octagon, reactivating Three-Sided Football’s pedagogical role in conveying the trivial arts, later suppressed in favour of the proto-Masonic Quadrivium.

That game was a qualified success, however, our mission was far from over.Following the clues in Nashe’s surviving work, our operatives were first alerted to the possibility that his famous “lost play” in fact remained intact, and had simply been hidden from the masonic authorities. Furthermore, evidence suggests this fact was known to an old mole in the Tower Hamlets highways department. Following the suppression of his play, and fearing for his life, Nashe fled to Great Yarmouth, on the East Anglian coast, then a wealthy port. Through our psychogeographical investigations, it came to our attention that a particular road sign, situated precisely beneath West Ferry Gore on the Isle of Dogs, indicates that the aforementioned Isle can be accessed via the A1026 (the sign then inexplicably displays a masonic triangle, as if its cryptic message were unclear). However, the Isle of Dogs (the place), can in fact be accessed by theA1206. The A1026, on the otherhand, was formerly a road running through Great Yarmouth (now the B1141 ring road), right past the town’s famed North West Tower, to which Nashe fled! The clues began to fall into place: Firstly, Situationist references to the “Northwest Passage” clearly did not refer to de Quincey after all, but to Nashe’s hidden play. Further, someone in the Tower Hamlets highways department was aware of this and was signalling, via the sign, that The Isle of Dogs (the play), could be found by following the A1026!

Quest to Discover Thomas Nashe’s Lost Play (The Isle of Dogs) in Great Yarmouth, via the Medium of Three-Sided Football

With this in mind, we convened at the fateful road sign and set off for the town Nashe called the ‘Immanent Metropolis of the Red Fish’. Was this another clue? A red herring perhaps? We have yet to determine what further permutations our adventures set in motion, although sadly it seems we were unable locate the whereabouts of Nashe’s “lost play” – this time. This, despite extensive inquiries behind the bar at the local pub The White Swan. But then again, if we did find it, perhaps we wouldn’t be able to speak openly about it here, for fear of meeting with similar repression from the geometic forces ranged against us.

Quest to Discover Thomas Nashe’s Lost Play (The Isle of Dogs) in Great Yarmouth, via the Medium of Three-Sided Football

We did, however, discover a mysterious mural in an underpass in Great Yarmouth, depicting a three-sided football pitch in the exact style of that constructed at West Ferry Gore. The mural was consequently détourned to make the providence of this illustration more readily apparent. Further, we subsequently set about playing an extensive game of triolectical football in the shadow of the North West Tower, until all the balls ended up in the river. We then enjoyed a few ales, a ramble on the beach and dreamtime on the train home. The adventure continues.

Quest to Discover Thomas Nashe’s Lost Play (The Isle of Dogs) in Great Yarmouth, via the Medium of Three-Sided Football

Moving the Goalposts: Three-Way Goalpost Drift Action

Meadows Hextriolectical goalpost2

We are approaching a new model (situation) of class society where – proletarianised along the trimensions of space, time and class – strikers (i.e. destructive workers) are deprived of their power. This is exactly where three-sided football has much to teach.

Recent experiments in complexity vandalism saw moving goalposts (attached to bicyclic “fluxvehicles”) attempt to literally “stretch” the Greenwich Meridian. The aim was to trigger a quantum superpositional timeloop, catalysing a hypothesised collapse in imperialist spacetime.

As the moving goalpost modification demonstrates, even as strikers (destructive workers) are disempowered by global capital’s increasing ability to transcend the hemispheres, there occurs a simultaneous empowerment of both reproductive workers (goalkeepers) and psychic workers (three-sided football players and self-organisers generally). When their autonomy is realised, the goalkeepers (reproductive workers) can take entangled, self-organizational action, whilst the psychic workers, the ones who build up the situation, can facilitate such actions to take place. The moving goalposts (dead workers) thus offer timely (and spacey and classy) advice for further dérive (psychic workers union) transfigurations.

As three-sided football rewards the team who concedes the least, its natural rallying cry is “all power to the reproductive workers!” The contemporary game has begun to insufficiently reflect this however. By triolectically seizing and reconfiguring the goalposts (dead workers) themselves, we instantly facilitate an experimental tripling of reproductive workers’ relative power. We invite you to join in!

When: 3pm, 11th June 2016 [vulg.] (8 AP)

Where: New Cross Stadium (reopened, for one day only), Bridgehouse Meadows, SE15, (51.482131, -0.048773)

Capacity: 26,000

Who: This event is kindly supported by Strategic Optimism Football, Achademy of Practical Triolectics and Xenotopian Navigation, D3FC, New Cross Triangle Psychogeographical Association and Fedaration, and Internationale Autonome des Situlogistes Contemporaine. This event is part of the Antiuniversity Now festival,
9-12 June 2016,

Mode d’emploi:

Triolectical Goalposts

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First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest (London)


First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest London 2016 CE

From the 19th-26th March, London will play host to the First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest! (Along with – superpositionally and in relative simultaneity – Amsterdam, Carrara, Italy and all other longitudes around the world!)

Three-sided football (3SF) is an intriguing variation of football, played with three teams on a hexagonal pitch. It was supposedly devised in the 1960s by the Danish artist Asger Jorn, in order to explain his philosophy of “triolectics”. Jorn wrote several essays explaining the concept but, as he admitted himself, struggled to define it using the written word. By providing the example of three-sided football, Jorn felt he was better able to give meaning to the flavour and texture of his method.

While it is not known whether Jorn ever participated in a real game of three-sided football, a number of matches have been played and recorded over the last twenty years. During this time the game has spiralled far beyond its mysterious origins, captivating a diverse range of players with its unique collision of sport, art and non-linear game theory. Matches have sprung up from Belarus to Bogotá, Melbourne to Malaysia, Berlin to Bilbao, yet it is the visit to London of one of 3SF’s most renowned coaches, Redas Dirzys from Lithuania, that provides us with a wonderful opportunity to now further develop this fascinating activity in several new, experimental directions at once!

For a full programme below, or download: FQFFEF Anti-Programme

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First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest (London, Amsterdam, Carrara), Three Sided Football Cup


First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest (London and Everywhere) March 2016


First Quantum Flux Footballum Equinox Fest (FQFFEF)
Anti-Programme, London, March 17-25th, 8 AoP (2016 Vulg.)

March 17th through 25th – General All Out FluxFootballum Coordinated Strike – Three-sided footballers of the world are invited to take over London as they see fit. Apparently random and spontaneous three-sided football matches spring up across the city. Nightly co-ordination meetings to be held 6pm, Divus, Enclave 5, 50 Resolution Way, Deptford.

  • Saturday March 19th, noon – Moving the Goalposts, 3-Sided Football Match, Greenwich Observatory, intervening in the imperial control of time and space. Goals fixed to bikes, continuously changing location, rotating across the meridian, uniting east with west in a spiral motion – the onset of Jorn’s complexity vandalism.
  • Sunday March 20th, noon – Quantum Superimposition London (c)Up Wahdat of 3SF Kathiral, Greenwich Park (a psychic anchor of absolute time). Superimposition of 99 players for one game of 9 teams consisting of 11 players each.
  • Monday March 21st, Midnight – Thugs and Gorillas Match. Deptford Creek Footbridge (On Deptford-Greenwich Border), commemorating 40 year temporal superposition of George Maciunas (1975 NYC) and Martin Zet’s bone and head breaking thuggery (Deptford, 2015).
  • Tuesday March 22nd Trivium Reclaiming Match, 1pm, Westferry Gore Octagon, reactivating Three-Sided Football’s pedagogical role in conveying the trivial arts, later suppressed in favour of the proto-Masonic Quadrivium.
  • Thursday March 24th, (time secret), 3-Sided Exorcism of Serious Culture and White Supremacy, Tate & Lyle Gallery, London. A Zone of Proletarian Development deep in enemy territory.
  • Friday March 25th BURN BABY BURN! Divus London, Enclave 5, 50 Resolution Way, Deptford. Closing Artefacts Manifestation and Fest Closing Celebration.

Coincidental Events, Unworkshops and Experiments

  • March 17th-26th – Durational Unworkshop in Applied Triptography (everywhere). A triolectical form of photography. The subsequent exposures will be Situchemically developed to form a superimpositional triolectical image, doing away with the monoperspectival representation of our experiments. 
  • Monday March 21st, 12-3pm – Do Knot Workshop (Situationist Basket-Weaving), Henryson Road, Brockley. Practical examination of commonalities between quantum knots, the folk knots of the world and the situ-analysis of Alexandre-Théophile Vandermonde, through plastic experimentation. Topology meets Twister – Contact theNXTPA (at) for more details.
  • Wednesday March 23rd, The Knight’s Detour: Unworkshop in 3-Sided Trigomanic Chess Development & the Travelling Salesman’s Dilemma. Experimental unworkshop in the construction of n-sided chess boards and pieces (Situmetry), building upon discussions around triolectically extending Abu Zakariya Yahya ben Ibrahim al-Hakim’s Knight’s Tour and Gherasim Luca’s Cubomania – through which the chessboard is derived – into the two other forms of regular tessellation on a Euclidean plane (Hexamania and Trigomania) and beyond, towards further dimensions, into the streets and to the stars – Contact theNXTPA (at) for details.
  • Thursday March 24thعرس مبارک पत्र: Karl Marx UrSéance देश: Highgate Cemetery काल: Vernal Equinox Full Moon 8PC – Contact: dx (at) for meet up points and times.
  • Friday March 25rd day/evening – Unworkshop in Situgestion (‘the Psychogeographer’s Cookbook’). ‘Recipes’, in the form of found lists and materials collected over the course of a dérive, the results of which form a set of instructions/constraints for the cooking of a meal to be shared between the participants and public at the festival closing ceremony.
  • Date TBC – Introduction to Strategic Optimism Football’s Ongoing Experiments in Archaeomathematics. Ludic experiments to trial SOF’s theories as to an alternate pre-Euclidean mathematical paradigm, operative in the Neolithic era, from which 3-sided football derives. Compelling archaeological evidence demands the rigorous testing of a number of the different shaped balls that may once have been used for football, prior to their Masonic suppression in favour of the Platonic solids and the sphere – Contact (at) for more details).
  • Date TBC – Three-Sided Football Games in the Labyrinth. Investigating the notion that the game was once common practice at labyrinths. To be tested locally at Crystal Palace Maze, the labyrinthine passages leading from Blissett Street to Greenwich Park and at historically more significant labyrinths situated at Saffron Walden, Essex and on the top of St. Catherine’s Hill in Winchester – Contact (at) for more details.

AntiUniversity of London

Omphalos of the British Empire
Omphalos of the British Empire


Jorn and Trocchi ‘United’: An UnWorkshop in Practical Triolectics

A proposal for the revived AntiUniversity of London, November 2015 CE

On Saturday 21st November, at 3pm, affiliates of Strategic Optimism Football and the Luther Blissett Deptford League will present a workshop in practical triolectics, conducted via the medium of three-sided football, as part of the revived AntiUniversity programme.

A contemporary of the original AntiUniversity in the 1960s, the artist Asger Jorn also rejected transactional modes of knowledge transfer, favouring experimental activity. A supporter of the Situationist Bauhaus in Sweden, he believed such experiments fundamental to both psychic and social revolution. Underpinning Jorn’s approach was his unique ‘triloectical’ system. Developing upon dialectics and quantum physics, it went beyond linear transfers of energy, constructing spatio-temporal fields of possibility and negotiation. Not oppositional but superpositional – contradictions resolved by blending multiple simultaneous potentialities.

As a practical pedagogical exploration of the triolectical system, three-sided football stands in continuity with the aims of the AntiUniversity’s original protagonists, including Jorn’s fellow ex-situationist, Alex Trocchi. The game has formerly been played at locations of psychogeographical significance around the world – from a forest at the centrepoint of Europe, to Taksim Square, to inside a Soviet fuel silo, to a druidic stone circle. This time we have selected the significant, if little known undulating terrain surrounding the Omphalos of the British Empire – constructed in the 16th Century by John Dee – as part of an ongoing campaign towards the psychogeographical unbinding of Eurocentric geometrical thought.

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New, Experimental, Complementary Ranking System Introduced to LBDL for 2015-16

Following lengthly discussions and the circulation of our previous report on the Alytus events, delegates from D3FC have honed the following Triloectical ranking system to be implemented with immediate effect for the 2015-16 season of the Luther Blissett Deptford League.
The RED table ranks as per the conventional system from last year (i.e. ranked according to fewest goals conceded per game).
The YELLOW table ranks order of goals scored (with each scored goal counting as a penalty)
The BLUE table ranks order of goal difference in a match (the spread being tallied as a penalty)
The three values from each table are then plotted as triangle on a three axis graph. The centroid of each triangle then represents the spatial distribution of the team within the representational domain.
The following shows the results after the first game of the season, with SOF top of the league on all three measures! (for the first, and last time!)
Luther Blissett Deptford League Table Sept 2015
Luther Blissett Deptford League Table Sept 2015

Preliminary Problems in Constructing a Triolectic

Preliminary Problems in Constructing a Triolectic:  Thoughts suggested following experiments in the use of “’pataposition” to render three-sided football in n-dimensional space. 

The New Cross Triangle Psychogeographical Association (NXTPA), in collaboration with Strategic Optimism Football (SOF).

In the summer of 2015 CE, somewhere in a forest in Southern Lithuania, just a few miles from the exact geographical centre-point of Europe, a contingent of psychic workers undertook the construction of a triangular “supercollider” from the ’pataposition of three overlapping orthographic projections of the Kabbalist “Cube of Space”. Here they launched three simultaneous games of three-sided football into each other at high speed, the intense energies released in this “super-superposition” being sufficient to open up higher dimensional space, uncovering the deep triolectics at play within the science of exceptions. In doing so, the assembled situlogists successfully glimpsed the quantum hyperspace of psychogeographic gameplay, completing the first phase in what has been called the “Great Unworking”: Three-sided football’s attempt at the psychogeographical “unbinding” of Europe.

Strategising patapositional n-dimensional gameplay
Strategising patapositional n-dimensional gameplay, Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Lithuania, Auguest 2015

In 2012 CE the Luther Blissett Deptford League (LBDL) of three-sided football was established in London by former affiliates of the Workshop for Non-Linear Architecture (WNLA), commemorating the 50th anniversary of Asger Jorn’s preliminary codification of the game. At first the league had no players or teams, but slowly they began to drift in and, in late 2013, the addition of further players from the newly abolished University for Strategic Optimism (UfSO) enabled semi-regular fixtures to begin to take place. As a consequence of such regularity, the league gathered momentum, and, in summer 2014, it finally voted itself into existence, with players adopting a formalised structure of rules, teams, fixtures and the aggregation of results. The NXTPA’s delegate within Strategic Optimism Football (the team established from the auto-abolition of the UfSO) was one of two dissenting voices who opposed that decision, despite our own clear, if at the time inadvertent, culpability in facilitating this regularisation in the first place. Here we set out our reasoning for the first time.

Although we could not have known then how this formalisation would pan out, and were ultimately willing to cede to the experimental value it potentially unleashed, we now argue that the moment has come to introduce diversion. It is important, we propose, that even as the league propagates beyond the control of the psychogeographers whose dreams first animated it, it must cut lose from any attempts to rebind it once more into the binarisms of Euro-normativity. Encouraged by the early results from the Lithuanian experiments, we instead profess our intention to agitate in favour of the aforementioned Great Unworking.

Firstly, whilst not seeking to efface our own continuing active participation within the Luther Blissett Deptford League, we (super)position ourselves firmly against – but simultaneously both beyond and in complementary relation to it.

Lessons from Pinball

When discussing psychogeography and art in his Pour la forme (1959), Asger Jorn presents a diagram of a Galton Box, something like a pinball machine without the fun. Invented by the racist mathematician Sir Francis Galton, it demonstrates probabilistic distribution through use of a vertical board, spangled with multiple offset rows of pins, leading towards a number of gullies. Balls poured from the summit ricochet left and right, cascading through their pin labyrinth towards an eventual resting place in one of multiple conduits at the machine’s base. Despite – indeed through – the vagaries of chance, the collected balls will come to settle predictably, in a close approximation of a bell curve.

The Galton Box accurately models the outcome of the systemisation of three-sided football in a league format
The Galton Box accurately models the outcome of the systemisation of three-sided football in a league format

Jorn uses the Galton Box to argue that from pure chance arises pure predictability: the symmetry of the bell curve. From the perspective of probability, chance and determinism are thus shown to be two side of the same thing – apparently proving the validity of Hegel’s definition of chance, as taken up by Engels and then Breton. However, Jorn proposes that probability focuses too much on the abstracted outcome of chance as opposed to its experiential reality. Calculations of probability, which arise in and through the aggregation of results, focus only on ends and outcomes, in a manner hostile to genuinely experimental, unexpected and individuating events. It is not the perspective of each ball that concerns such calculations, merely the final distribution they give rise to. Indeed, in itself, no one ball’s path can be predicted, beyond a probability. The ball is a wave-function. Only when aggregated with the already measured fall of multiple other balls does its path become that of a particle, predictable.

In response, Jorn introduces a third pole to the dialectic. Opposed to the mono-perspectival science of probability (i.e. the synthesis of chance and determinism), which falsely universalises the position of the privileged European observer, he proposes something more akin to luck, which is a matter of superpositional, polyvariant perspectives. Considerations on whether an event is chance or necessity are tangential to whether it is lucky or unlucky, which is solely a matter of perspective: “unmeasured”, an event is at once both lucky and unlucky.

Here one finds the nascent form of what would become Jorn’s triolectics. Tangential to a dialectical contradiction of particular and universal, Jorn proposes another kind of universalism, a pataphyscial universalism – the equivalence of all particulars, in their particularity. Jorn’s slightly confusing augmentation of Marx’s method attempts, in short, to strip the teleology from dialectics by re-imagining the notion of superposition, beyond what Hegel had correctly identified as Euclid’s flawed formulation. Because for Jorn all conceptual syntheses can only be conceived of in opposition to another, third, superpositional possibility, arising from another direction or dimension, the primary effect is to puncture the notion of self-cancelling closure, reintroducing multiple perspectives as the condition of an open, creative future. It is what he elsewhere called the ‘transformative morphology of the unique’.[i]

Jorn argued that:

The social moralism of Surrealism transformed, so to speak, all of its faithful adherents into bell curves, because it had not understood what is important is […] the play of transmissions’.[ii]

We argue that in the form of a regularised, competitive league, the LBDL exhibits a stunning correlation with the Galton Box, as we shall now explain.

The Quantum Hexagram – Three-Sided Football as Micro, Meso and Macro

The six points of the unicursal hexagram signify the superposition of the micro, meso and macro scales. Against the dogmatists of quantum mechanics, Jorn – true to his hermetic training – similarly argued that principles operative on the suprasensible sub-atomic level, in fact self-replicate across all scales of reality. This is something, we hold, that our recent experiments in three-sided football strongly support.

We propose that three-sided football itself can be understood on multiple levels, the three primary ones, for our purposes here, being as follows:

Microcosm – the moment, or decision (the superpositional totality of an array of quantum triolectics in the body of the decider).

Mesocosm – the game, or situation (the superpositional totality of an array of triolectical decisions or moments on the field of play).

Macrocosm – The meta-game, or situlogy (the superpositional totality of all possible games upon the social field).

The Trimensions of Three-Sided Football
The Trimensions of Three-Sided Football

Each of these levels is fractal inherent within the others; a collapse or blockage in one can, we are proposing, quickly lead to a collapse or blockage in the others. This is what we will now explain.

Firstly, on the level of the moment:

In three-sided football, players are constantly faced with the reality of superposition at the level of gameplay. A player from team f perceives players from teams b and l – according to the theory of complementarity – as existing in a state of superposition, being simultaneously both opposition and ally (just as, indeed, player b does players l and f, and, player l does players f and b).

However, in making a pass, shot or manoeuvre – in short, a decision – player f potentially conducts an act of measurement, collapsing the superposition and rendering players b and l momentarily into the Aristotlean logic of definitively being either an opponent or an ally in that instant (in fact, some, such as D3FC have argued that even this very act of decision itself is nothing more than an artefact of the quantum nature of consciousness, which at its heart is structured around the similarly triadic relation of quantum chromodynamics).

The real consequence of such moments, however, cannot be known other than from the outside. This is to say that until such potential measurements are abstracted and themselves measured, at the higher level of the game, they remain superpositional. To put it simply, until the game is announced to be over, it remains open in its entirety, all remains in play, the consequences of each decision are not yet definitive, their full permutations are as yet unknowable and thus no true measurement has yet occurred. The game is like Schrödinger’s box, with the fate the cat with in it as yet undefined. Team f cannot say team b or l was definitively an ally or enemy other than from a perspective beyond the play of trajectories, i.e. only from the perspective in which all the balls have definitively come to rest – that is to say, when viewed from the outside as a complete game in its entirety.

As Jorn understood, one cannot at the same time look at what one looks with. Thus measurement or closure can only be conducted at a further level of abstraction, the path of any individual ball in Galton’s Box remains unknowable from its own perspective, only from the perspective of the outside observer, looking at the board as a whole, does it become predictable. Thus we are deferred from the microcosm to the mesocosm.

However, this same process in fact actually repeats on the meso level. If the game can be seen as the totality of each of the aforementioned microcosmic moments, each and every game, can itself likewise be seen as just part of the totality of the game of three-sided football as a whole, upon the social field.

Likewise, just as each particular game constitutes a myriad of moments that are superpositional until closed in measurement by ending the particular game of which they are part, so too, all such games are also superpositional until they are themselves measured, and thus ended. This measurement must, for the reasons mentioned above, likewise take place upon a higher level, which is to say, simply, that the full permutations and possibilities of any particular game themselves remain unknown and unknowable until such as time as the game itself is measured from the perspective of the totality of all such games.

The consequence of this is that, since this totality cannot be definitively ended while any such game remains in play, all such games, and the moments within them, cannot likewise be measured. All remains in a state of superposition. This is not an argument against abstraction  per se; abstraction is the tool through which we can approach the totality. The mistake lies in thinking we can put it to bed.

However, it is also here is where the problem of the league system intervenes. As we have just seen, absent of definitive measurement, the meta-game of three-sided football in its totality – that is to say as the totality of all its possible games – is superpositional, open and in dynamic flux. This is because, as stated, the superpositional nature of each level is a consequence of all the others. Put in other words, the free condition of each is the free condition of all.

It is crucial to the superpositional nature of all three levels therefore, that games remain open and unmeasured at each of these three scales. If one makes a definitive measurement of one level, the superpositional nature of the others similarly collapses. What we are suggesting is that, for the successful implementation of triolectics upon the social scale, it is crucial that it remains superpositional on all levels. Once one introduces definitive measurement at any level, one produces the collapse into the familiar binarisms of Euro-normative thought.

Here is the rub. In a regularised league, within which one measures, records and aggregates results over time, one abstracts from the superposition between the levels of mesocosm and macrocosm, interjecting a form of measurement, but also thus a form of entropy. In definitively measuring a particular game – by granting it a consequential victory or defeat (as opposed to a merely nominal one, in which such distinctions are ultimately meaningless) – one introduces a definitive binary. This triggers a chain reaction bringing about the collapse of triolectical superpositions across all levels.

The binary of victory/defeat in turn correlates with a binary league position between the two poles of “top” and “bottom”, this then induces a form of false universality – a spectacular totality, if you will – abstracted from the particularity of the games one measures. This in turn definitively collapses the game’s superpositional nature at the level of the individual game’s superpositional passes, feints and tactical reversals, but also at the level of the game in its totality. The false universalism of the league comes to stand in for the absolute of three-sided football in its totality. It thus becomes abstracted from what can be called the experiment proper – the domain of the absolute – into a form of fixed, generalisable law, from which one in turn abstracts a universal, homogenous image of the game.

The Trimensional Triolectic of Three-Sided Football Interrupted by the League Binarism
The Trimensional Triolectic of Three-Sided Football Interrupted by the League Binarism

As Jorn noted in his introduction to triolectics (The Natural Order, 1962), any experiment in which the conditions are definitively regularised, and, as a consequence appear known in advance, can no longer accurately be called an experiment; its result becomes as predictable as the strictures of “Soviet” “Diamat” or the capitalist mantra “there is no alternative” . On this basis we argue that the current league system is thus fundamentally at odds with the very basis of triolectics itself.

What the league forgets that what is important is not the ‘final levelling out’, in Jorn’s words, but ‘the play of transmissions’. What is important is the superposition, not the measurement. Each game is a Galton Box, and the ball striking each pin is a pass. Until a final result is definitively measured, i.e. the ball comes to a rest at the end of the board, it splits both ways; it remains in a superpositional state – like the famous “double-slit” experiment, although this might better be understood as a “triple-slit experiment” – it remains open and in experimental flux. In measuring the result of a game for the purpose of league position, the game is rendered no longer as the play of transmissions, but rather only as the static ball at the bottom of its run, settled definitively into one of the gullies: it becomes a result, and thus transforms all its faithful adherents, in the end, into bell curves.

In aggregating such results, each game – rather than remaining in a state of superposition, in a state of play with all others – becomes on another, higher level, settled into a final resting place, so that the league itself functions precisely as the bell curve Jorn describes, ultimately becoming predictable. This is, indeed, something that has been noted by many players over the course of the league’s first season.

Naturally, there will be outlying games whose outlandish unfolding lands them far from the centre of the curve – just as there are outlying balls in Galton’s distribution. However, when aggregated, bundled with all the others as part of the league’s false universal, they remain equally predictable, and equally implicated in the collapse of triolectical superposition into the binary structure of “either-or” that defines traditional, two-sided, Aristotelian Association Football.

Binarism by the Backdoor

As stated, the consequences of this are not merely theoretical but have been consistently observed in practice. The direct result of a collapse into the renewed binarisms of either-or measurement (and an aggregation of results), is similarly a direct renewal of all those attendant binarisms that emerge from the binary nature of two-sided football.

Hence, with the introduction of the regularised and measured league system in 2014-15 CE, we have undoubtedly witnessed a renewal of the defeat or victory mentality, leading to heightened competitiveness. As a further direct consequence, we have also seen the return to some of the predictability offered by scientific method. Games have quite obviously begun to drift form what was ultimately experimental about them in Jorn’s understanding, becoming less interesting as a consequence. The binarisms of competition have invariably produced a binarism of tactics and gameplay, which has repeatedly led to two teams aligning against the third for the totality of a particular game (with an eye to ultimate league position), removing the self-organising dynamism of the triolectic function within the game itself, in which alliances shift regularly with each goal conceded. This leads to players abstracting organisational decisions to a higher power beyond themselves, even, in some cases, to demands for a referee’s intervention, and thus, a return of alienation. Therefore we see games tending towards a 10 vs 5 pattern, and as a consequence, a return to two-sided football by the back door. Binarisms reproduce binarism.

Furthermore, the collapse of the triolectic into duality has also seen a reversion to binaries on the higher social scale, what was above called the macrocosm. For instance, the game has begun to stratify once more along a binary of “ability” – between “weaker” and “stronger” players, “weaker” and “stronger” teams. In addition, and perhaps more urgently, it has also resulted in a reintroduction of the pronounced gender binaries of conventional two-sided football. It is certainly no coincidence that women players were, whilst in still in a minority, notable, frequent and valuable participants in the LBDL prior to its constitution as a system of aggregated measurement. Following the introduction of this system, the participation of women has observably been reduced to zero, whilst conversely, in other, irregular games, the gender composition has remained more diverse.

Both of these renewed binarisms also further add to the game’s predictability – producing ever more smooth bell curves for proponents of the league system to wave at one another. This shows us that a definitive system – one based in and upon measurement – tends not only towards definitive outcomes and forms, but ultimately towards specialisation. A kind of “priest class” emerges, those better able to master the intricacies of the game – owing to their specialist attention to its predictability and replicable nature. This leads in turn to a hierarchical organisation of the game, between those who pursue the “true faith”, and those heretics who dissent, or those who are otherwise excluded. Further, it reproduces a spatiotemporal specialisation, in which the game becomes concentrated within specific spatiotemporal enclaves. Specialisation flattens the multi-dimensional triolectic into the binary two-dimensionality of a spectacle.

It is no coincidence that the word league derives from an Ancient Roman system of measurement – originally the “leuga gallica” – developed as a tool of imperialist domination during the conquest and occupation of Gaul by the Roman Empire. Appropriating the Gauls’ more situlogical definition – which simply suggested the distance covered by walking for a period of time – the Romans standardised the measure. From these origins, the “league” was thus absorbed into what Jorn’s idiosyncratic psychogeography describes as the “Latin” mindset, with its inclination to unify and dominate.

Hence the particular is once again subsumed to a false universal, thus occluding it from a higher realisation in the equivalence of the absolute. One is cut short in the abstract, without pushing on, to the concrete. Results are bundled into fasci, with binary values replicated on all scales. Triolectical superposition collapses from the level of the individual pass, right up to the global totality of three-sided football as a whole. In short, this is a problem of accumulation. The accumulation of results, without some effective system of redistribution – in this instance the naturally redistributive triolectical relation – leads ultimately to the formation of a hierarchy, and thus, the reinstitution of the binarist and stratified relations of class society by the back door. It does so, just as did surely as the accumulation of grain in ancient Mesopotamia, or the accumulation of capital in 18th Century England.

Binary logic was favoured by philsophers from Aristotle onwards, precisely because it is a primary method of exclusion. A cannot be B, 0 cannot be 1. In triolectics A can also be B, 0 can also be 1. As a result of the reversion to binarism brought about by such accumulated measurement, three-sided football has also become exclusionary, across the three trimensions of revolutionary praxis: class, space and time.

As the demands of competition produce regularised teams, such games increasingly tend to exclude on the nature of class: by ability, gender, or number of players per team – hence total number of participants. Secondly, such games exclude on the basis of space: as games are no longer superpositional, they become geographically specific, those not able to access the vicinity of the “definitive” game are thus excluded – we might perhaps argue that this an extension of Eurocentrism, something echoed in the limitations of the World Cup format, when run along such binarist lines. Thirdly, games exclude on the basis of time: a collapse in superposition similarly reduces those who can contribute or participate to temporal vicinity, excluding those ‘too old’ or ‘too young’, the dead or those yet to be born. Again the effect is a homogenising exclusion, which places an abstract totality in place of the absolute.

Imaginary Solutions:

Thus we reiterate our position against the league, as currently constituted, as a bundling of measurements. However, if we are not to replicate the very structures we have just identified, it is insufficient to simply oppose the league, to withdraw and just set ourselves against it. This would merely be to replicate the very binarism with which we accuse it. Instead, our position must become a superposition, we must also stand within it, beyond it, and in complementary relation to it.

To remain within the league structure, we develop the following medium term proposition: the remodelling of the results system itself into a triolectic. As a result, the binary linearity of the table would be overcome in a triangular relation of three forces, each simultaneously displacing the next in a self-organising triolectical dynamism. Following discussions with FIASCo and D3FC, we declare our intention to agitate in favour of a supplementary scoring system that equally rewards three complementary modes of game play. Thus, for example, a “blue” victory might be awarded for the team that concedes the least, as is currently the case, but at the same time, a “red” victory might be given to the team who scores the most, with a third “yellow” victory granted to the team for who there exists the smallest gap between the two former figures. All three conditions would thus be complementary, a team excelling at blue and red gameplay, would necessarily fail dismally on the yellow measure. Likewise, a team who pursued a strategy of a yellow and red victory, would also, necessarily, be defeated on the blue scale. Or perhaps these could operate, after Jorn, as measures of a teams relative preponderance to “unity”, “equivalence” and “variety”? Although it is likely that such measures would have unintended consequences – such as the specialisation of teams according to a preference for attack or defence – the permutations of such a system remain something to be more fully investigated through experimental means. Whilst we would, of course, have to await such practical results, such a system would, theoretically, reintroduce triolectics at the level of the league, but could not, still, be a substitute for a triolectics of the absolute however.

To rediscover a triolectics of the absolute requires we go beyond the league, but to remain in a complementary relation to it. As such this requires a further proposition. If the league system constitutes the interjection of binary measurement between the mesocosm and macrocosm, and thus in effect occluding the macrocosm from the perspective of all lesser scales – blocking an ascension to the concrete absolute with an abstract universal – we suggest that this might potentially be counteracted by superinducing another scale beyond the macrocosm, thus preventing measurement from reaching a final, definitive end, whilst actively mitigating against the tendency of accumulation.

In such a situation therefore, even if the league comes to dominate a chain of causality within the meta-game, this meta-game itself can be made simply one more superpositional equivalence within a further, higher level – that of the ’pata-game. Thus such a ’pata-game would bear the same relation to the meta-game, as the meta-game bears to each particular game. It would be the totality of all possible and impossible games of three-sided football. Thus, rather than seeking to dialectically supersede the league, it would instead suggest the supplementation of a complementary league, where what is valued is not the measurement of definitive accumulated results, but instead the absolute equivalence of each particular game, precisely in its particularity.

The Trimensional Triolectic of Three-Sided Football restored through superpositional patacosm
The Trimensional Triolectic of Three-Sided Football restored through superpositional patacosm

As can be seen from the above triagram, superinducing another, complementary, triolectic, supplementary to the first, results in the structure Microcosm-Macrocosm-’Patacosm and the structure Microcosm-Mesocosm-’Patacosm forming in a complementary and thus superpositional relation to one another. Not only does this facilitate the tripass of the binarist blockage activated by the measured league system, it likewise produces a supplementary “league” in which each game would, at least in theory be truly be superpositional upon all others – on all levels, macro, meso and micro. It becomes an imaginary solution in and for itself; games, fixtures, teams, venues and variations, all would become irregular, particular, complementary. Such a proposition rejects the unification of the game into a transcendental abstract in favour of a proliferation of potential, necessary and impossible varieties, of potential, necessary and impossible histories and, potential, necessary and impossible outcomes.

To this end we announce the formation of the “Great Unworking”, an anti-league of “unbinding”, whose aim must be to dispel the psychogeography of “Europe” as a binarist concept, that is to say structured upon inside/outside and the countless other dualisms emergent from the Cartesian-Capitalist worldview. It will seek to do so by applying triolectics at key pressure points upon the network of non-Euclidean leylines that structure the European field, both psychically and geographically. The meta-field of play for this task was cast between the three poles of Alytus, Silkeborg and Vienna, the ’pata-field is only just beginning to make itself known.

The Leylines Defining the Meta-Field of Three-Sided Football in its Historical Phase (and its attempted unbinding of the European field).
The Leylines Defining the Meta-Field of Three-Sided Football in its Historical Phase (and its attempted unbinding of the European field).


The implementation of the league experiment has not been a failure. It has enabled us to discover that binarism arises in measurement, as a form of exclusion, and that it is remarkably robust at self-replicating across multiple scales of reality. This is simultaneously worrying and encouraging: if the binary is so successful at self-replicating and expanding, might not the triolectic also be likewise? Might not the successful implementation of triolectics across multiple scales produce larger, self-replicating effects across myriad arenas as yet only dimly imagined? This question constitutes the terrain of the experiment with which we are now ultimately concerned.


Tae Ateh – Strategic Optimism Football (SOF)

Luther Blissett – The New Cross Triangle Psychogeographical Association (NXTPA)

Luther Blissett – The Academy of Practical Triolectics and Xenotopian Navigation (APTXN)

Luther Blissett – The Ex-Psychogeographers’ Nostalgia Therapy Alliance (XPNTA)

Luther Blissett – The Exarchia Square Triangle (North) Psychogeographical Association (XTNPA)

Ernest Hope – Association Psicogeografica Bucharesti (APB)

Karen Karnak – The International Federation of Independent Times (IFIT)

[i] Asger Jorn and Fabian Tompsett, Open Creation and Its Enemies: With Originality and Magnitude (on the System of Isou) (London: Unpopular Books, 1994), 32.

[ii] Jorn, Concerning Form (Silkeborg: Museum Jorn, 2012), 117.

SOF Delegation in Attendance at the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Lithuania

Ritual preparation for game at Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Lithuania, Auguest 2015
Ritual preparation for game at Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Lithuania, August 2015

During August 2015 CE, delegates from Strategic Optimism Football were in attendance, alongside comrades from the NXTPA, D3FC and FIASCo, at the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Lithuania. Here they met with psychic workers from CLASS, AMANDLA, DEWOU-DAMTP, AMKAAK and ABRACADABRA-C, as well as the renowned psychogeographers Tae Ateh, Karen Karnak and Chus Martinez.

SOF and NXTPA presented the joint paper Triolectical Football in N-Dimensional Space: Spectral Analysis and Kabbalah Quantum Letterism, proposing the use of orthographic situlogy in order to render n-dimensional gameplay in three-dimensional space. Happily the hypothesis was well received and the experiment put into practice forthwith. The results of said experiment will follow presently in the manner of our full report on the event.

As is well known, the NXTPA are strategically opposed to digitisation, however, we managed to snap a few images of the report on our phone whilst they weren’t looking. We therefore enclose these by way of a copy of the report for the perusal of interested parties. Hopefully a better reproduction might be arranged at a later date.

NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE
NXTPA Report to the Alytus Psychic Strike Biennale, Aug 2015 CE